We all know that it’s coming. Despite the fact that we get up and go through the daily slog of a job that we would rather not die at, the underlying signs of the apocalypse really are just too much to ignore. The foundations of American democracy as we know it are on the ropes, tensions are running high in the streets, Nashville is good at hockey, and Elon Musk wants to turn us all into robots. It’s really just a matter of time, now.
With this knowledge, you can either curl up in a ball and wait for the inevitable and impending doom to wash over you, or you can pick yourself up and prepare yourself to survive for as long as you can against whatever hordes of godless murder creatures are going to inhabit the apocalypse (they’re most likely your neighbors). Here are some necessary precautions to take for the upcoming apocalypse… Read More